But I don't mean to be a wet bandit...

Emily: i am watching home alone
Scott: for the record, welcome to the dollhouse is better
Emily: i know
Scott: imagine if todd solondz had done home alone
Emily: but its the holidays
Emily: wow
Emily: too good
Scott: right
Scott: joe pesci and daniel stern kill kevin and string him up by his guts...and the family comes home and says, "meh, well, we never loved him anyway...let's take out a big insurance claim and move to the upper east side...it will look great on our college resumes"
Emily: you are a genius
Emily: start working on this
Scott: I think you could just take a lot of lines from welcome to the dollhouse and paste them into Home Alone
Scott: the bandits call up kevin and say: "3 o clock. you're gonna get RAPED"
Emily: its soo genius
Scott: I know