In history class...

EPFTSW: oh, she said the Whig party passed out whiskey at their rallies
alnjustcurious: they were officially called the "Country Party"
alnjustcurious: ha, awesome
EPFTSW: I mean, I'm sure there's a cash bar somewhere at major political conventions, but that's too controlled
EPFTSW: I want people to get ripped and then wake up in the morning on the stadium floor and realize they've just nominated Bob Dole's dog to the party ticket
alnjustcurious: ha ha ha ha
alnjustcurious: or his WIFE