Statistically speaking....

Scene: a Dad and his Kid are driving past an airfield...

KID: Dad, aren't people who fly on planes afraid of crashing?

DAD (bringing the car to a rest at a stoplight, looking toward the kid): Well, son, statistically speaking, your chances of getting killed in a car crash are much greater than your chances of dying in an airpl—

Looking over the kid's shoulder, he sees a jetliner barrelling off course from the runway and through the fence toward the intersection

DAD: GAAAAAAAH! JUST WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CRASH IS THIS?

Everything goes black.