Quotes

Since I got shit else to post on right now, here are some bits I liked in Mark Twain's Letters from the Earth, in which Satan comes to Earth and writes back to his fellow archangels about the work of a sadistic God.

"His heaven is like himself: strange, interesting, astonishing, grotesque. I give you my word, it has not a single feature in it that he actually values." —Letter II

"What do you think of the human mind? I mean, in case you think there is a human mind?" —Letter VI

"It is wonderful, the thorough and comprehensive study which the Creator devoted to the great work of making man miserable." —Letter VII